Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
You are the jesus of drinking
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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