That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
This is the high leading the old right now
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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