I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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