just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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