I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I want you more than these girls want KFC
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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