He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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