In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I am spending my child support on dildos
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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