I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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