How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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