i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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