Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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