So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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