I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
We had to coat check the pizza.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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