Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
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