Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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