remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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