All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
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