i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Randomize
