Acid is not a monday night drug
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Randomize
