Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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