If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
