U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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