Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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