Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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