New low: just hacked my moms facebook
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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