I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I want to be your penis for a week.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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