Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
My vagina is very pro this idea
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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