I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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