I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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