she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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