Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
the day after is always just damage control
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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