so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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