Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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