It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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