dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize
