He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just cut my nipple shaving
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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