It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
This is my gift to your gina
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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