Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
All the doctor said was why
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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