i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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