just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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