if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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