So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
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