All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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