A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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