I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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