So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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