Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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