dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
