Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
he was CRYING into my vagina
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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