you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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